Oaf: Jie, got longkang. Don't step in it.
Me: Ok, I saw it. *smile*
Walked for 5 seconds...
Oaf: Jie, longkang again.
Me: Ya la, can see.
Walked for 5 seconds...
Oaf: Jie, longkang.
Me: Oi, any moron can see that they actually spaced the drains out regularly here. Planned township dei. Moron in question can also predict where the next drain will be and avoid it la. You think I blind or stupid? Babi.
Pause for 1 second.
Oaf: Babi mia kakak.
Me:
One step removed from you is good enough liao.
Walk for 5 seconds.
Oaf: Eh, belakang tu babi mia ayah.
Me & Oaf: giggle uncontrollably while walking to hospital lobby. Dad clueless behind us.
Oh ya, my mom confirmed dengue case. The tally so far is my granma, my bro, and now my mom. The odds of either me or my dad getting it is significantly higher already. The best news? No one came to fog our place since my granma's case. Anyway, the story about super-mutated mozzies appears to be playing out in my house. It's either that or someone has a serious grudge against our family and is exacting revenge in the sickest possible way.
This blog is now officially renamed The Dengue Blog.
7 comments:
Hope your mom gets well soon - And boy, your blog can be aptly renamed to The Dengue Blog indeed!
So sorry to know your mum has dengue; not a very pleasant thing to have. Hope she gets well soon.
@Narrowband:
We can be aptly renamed the Dengue family too. I wonder if we'll qualify for some sort of award if our entire family succumbs to dengue within a 6-month period. :p
@Fishtail:
Thank you very much. I'll tell her when we go visit tonight, though it's kinda weird. But then she's my mom, she's used to the weirdness. :)
Sorry to hear about your mom. May she get well soon, and may the mozzies prey on other families.
Baby mia (insert relative here)...
Darn funny...haha. Good rapport you have there with babi mia kakak mia adik. :D
something in my email. maybe it will help you... or not.
>> You have a lot of mosquitos in your bedroom? Try this.
>>> > >
>> Mosquito Treatment:
>>> > >
>> Here's a tip that was given at a recent gardening forum. Put some water
in a white dinner plate and
>> add
>> a few drops of Lemon Fresh Joy dish detergent. Set the dish on your
>> porch, patio, picnic table, park bench, or other outdoor area.
>>> > >
>> Not sure what attracts them, the lemon smell, the white plate colour,
>> or what, BUT ... mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly after
>> drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy/water mixture, and usually within about 10
>> feet of the plate.
>>> > >
>> TRY IT ~~~ it works just super! It may seem trivial, but it may also
>> help to control mosquitoes around your home, (especially in areas where
>> the
>> West Nile virus is reaching epidemic proportions in mosquitoes, birds,
>> and
>> humans).
>>> > >
>> Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening, or when
>> they're having a cook out.
wah, i pray your mom gets well soon. take care ya? could it be that the moskies are laying in wait in your garden?
I wish your mum a lot of luck...
=) Take care, and best wishes from Canada.
Though I didn't fully understand the conversation, funny nonetheless.
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