April 10, 2005

Insomnia is just so cool

I'm dead tired but I can't sleep.

Ok, I think short statements are best. Saw flying roaches today which brought on an anxiety attack. I didn't see just one, mind you, which is already bad enough. I saw five, count em, five.

Holy shit.

Been thinking about Teri Schiavo, flying blind, stuff Suanie said, stuff Minishorts said, and stuff IBlogMe said (will link after some sleep). Will blog about it coherently, also after some sleep.

I'm not bleeding anymore, hurray. To everyone I've gnawed and pok mung-ed, I won't do it for the next 28 days. I promise.

Boyfriends are pretty much useless. When a girl asks you which bag you think looks nice, don't say, "Just buy the one you like, honey. I'll still love you." If the chick knows which one she likes more, she wouldn't be asking you that question, would she?

Shit, what a bloody waste of time. Who the hell wants to put up with that?

I'm not cut out to be a salesgirl. I go crazy/extremely lethargic (depending on sugar intake) during periods of extreme boredom. I think I need more stress.

Porn isn't much fun when you have a headache. :(

Work work workity work.

5 comments:

Foot Futt said...

Wooh Saff I'd have migrated if I saw 5 flying roaches at a time. I hate those things. They fly with their legs spread out for maximum effect and right AT the most roach phobic person (me). Most terrifying roach experience ever was in Brickfields. Heavy rain, the longkang all banjir and the roaches had crawled out to escape drowning. They lined the walls of the 5 foot way up to about 6 feet. I had to walk thru those shiny brown corridors and the whole time my skin wanted to crawl far far away.

Johann said...

Hey, I referred Bry to your blog. Maverick, you know? He has a new blog too...

Lancelot95 said...

How did you survive 5 roaches? You once told me, you spray anything and everything when you saw one, now five? Heck you must have sprayed the whole pangsapuri and the whole taman.

Terri Shivo thing has been flashing the headlines here like bugs attracted to lights.

Besides, porn is not a prescription for headache. You want to rid of headache, sleep my dear is one ;p.

seth.frostheart said...

wooo.. join the isomniacs r us!! :D sleep less, work more, burn out and die young!!!

ick, cockroaches... well actually i don't mind em if they didnt try to kamikaze my face or run up the legs of my pants O.o *shudder*

actually study does show that porn do help with headaches: arousal -> self stimulation -> releasing of endorphins to quell the headaches :P

Saffron said...

I think my anxiety attack was the reason I couldn't sleep that night. :( The minute I closed my eyes I could still see the little buggers flittering around, ugh ugh.

@Foot:
YA!!! And they say dogs can smell fear. I swear roaches got inbuilt feelers to sense who's afraid the most, and then they go crazy and start attacking her.

OMG, your experience would give me nightmares for ages!! I would rather swim than walk through that walkway, and I can't swim. :(

@Johann:
Thanks dearie. Drop me the link sometime so I can put it up.

@Lancie:
Not at home ler, if not sure will move out liao lor. 1 roach already I wanna die, if 5 flying ones I will jump down from the 4th floor already.

Cannot sleep ma, and nothing else to surf, so meh look at porn lor. :p

@Frosty:
Wah, non-underwear post also you comment? ;)

One night cukup already, got splitting headache the whole day.

Roaches tend to attack me first, cos they can smell my fear. Very sad la.

Hmm, sounds pretty interesting ler. I'll try out your theory the next time I'm not suffering from insomnia, :)