Elcap Tribute Page

I put up with a lot online. Some people like to make slovenly advances at me under the pretense of being drunk off their rocks, but WE KNOW BETTER, DON’T WE?

Random caps lock courtesy of the ElcapJTK’s influence.

In case you were wondering, this is an Elcap tribute page. This is the guy who helped me resize my Australia images and never once laughed at my utter incompetence because I didn’t know how to use Photoshop. Yes, even resizing is beyond me, but I know how to do it now, as you can see from the pictures below.

This is the guy I downloaded AIM for. :) And many a chat we’ve had on that IM where he pretended to hit on me and I pretended to feel offended, heheh. Reading the logs make me laugh, and it has nothing to do with me not being to understand simple English explaining how to make Blogger work.

It’s been what, 3 years? He’s hosted images for me, hacked into my computer, superimposed my face onto a porn star’s body, hosted my old blog for me on his domain, offered me space to host my own website for an APIIT assignment, and answered countless rude questions about his personal life, sexual preferences and gay sex. I’m pretty sure I forgot something.

Elcap used to be scary. At least, I thought he was scary, cos he was nasty with the newbies. After being a moderator for 2 years, I realised that the nastiness is just an occupational hazard, cos there’re only so many idiots you can deal with in a day. He’s much nicer after I accidentally let it be known that I was scared of him, heheh.

Some time last year, I told him I made him a card and was going to post it. He waited till today and never saw hair nor hide of it. That's because it's still sitting in my drawer. So here're some views of a cyber card instead.

Front view of the card.
Yeah, it's tacky. It's home made, what'd you expect? :p If you look real closely, there's a line under the smaller square that says ph33r th3 pow3r.

The inside.
Plus a 'Thanks' I sliced out of black sugar paper. It (the slicing) took about 3 minutes because I had a brand new blade in my cutter. In retrospect it's a good thing I didn't slice my thumb off.