Today, I lost 5 pieces of underwear in less than 10 minutes. I even lost my lucky black ones. :( The story: I was in a rush collecting the laundry and accidentally swiped the hangars with my underwear off the line, dropping them 5 storeys below. I didn't want to miss CSI, you see, but it's been a while since Murphy's been around. Of course, because my lucky black undies were in the lump, I had to go retrieve them ASAP. Muttering curses while running down the stairs, I didn't expect anything to happen to them, cos they were boring stretch cotton stuff, but when I got down there they were gone.
Bloody hamsap underwear thief. Wanna steal also pick some lacey sexy stuff to steal la. May your balls rot while still attached to your scrotum and infect your penis, thus making the act of peeing excruciatingly painful. I hope it's like passing stones through your urethra, you bastard. Maybe I should rename this post Pentagrams and Black Candles, just for a little more oomph.
So, to help me take my mind off my lucky underwear, cruelly taken from me before it's time, I decided to look at pics of underwear. Don't say anything about the way I get over stuff, it's already a given that it'll be weird-ish.
Who says you don't learn anything from Victoria's Secret catalogs? *grins* I found out that the type of underwear I like, the type that's notoriously hard to find in Jusco's underwear bin, is called a tanga.
Notes:
Underwear pics are actually from ASOS, not Victoria's Secret. The reason I didn't post any pictures is because I like most of the stuff in VS, and it'll be a waste of space to upload everything from there to Imageshack anyway.
Actually, I think I'll write another post about undies I like and undies I don't like in my next post, probably due tomorrow cos I need to sleep now.
17 comments:
saffy!
its undeadbastard/camilus/capbst from blizzforums
i dont think you even know me O_o =/
i stole your undies btw ^_^
if you're lucky enough, he might choke to death on the cotton or something when he tries to sniff them (and it was the lucky black one that did it!) and the police may eventually find his dead body somewhere and you'll get your undies back. don't give up hope. keep advertising your lost undies.
but hmm... so are you wearing anything now?
wah, 5 undies? not cheap leh. anyway, belancan volunteers to go undies shopping with you.... ;)
nice undies...
*iish* do you dare to think what he is going to do with your undies ?
geez louise!!! they're pretty quick aren't they? >_<
well, if u go undie shopping.. u know who to call *grins* u know me and my *cough* good tastes... hur hur... tangas are nice but i like them lil shorts thingies with a nice camisole top more... mmmm mmmmm *dreams*
Hahaha. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but now I know who to look for when I need to have cool curses conjured up in a jiffy. :D
The things you learn from a blog. Thanks, now I've added another word, ie. "tanga", to my vocab.
On another note, tangas are expensive undies, aren't they? By expensive, I mean that they are not the RM10 for 3 aunty-cotton-breathable undies.
Saffy got a lag spike while collecting her laundry. While she experience the dreaded loot lag, a noob came and ninja looted her underwear and hearthed back to safety.
...too much WoW...
whoa... real life WoW experience. I had my coffee ninja looted before. a rogue threw a distract and i was looking away for 10 secs. when i looked back, it was no longer on the table! curses!!!
anyways, what are the undies? uncommon or rare loot? i'll be sure to keep a lookout on the Auction House... well providing the thief is a fellow Hordie. If it's a stinking Alliance, i can't do much then... hur hur...
I thought you were joking when I got your SMS. :p Didn't think anyone would want it even if you giftwrapped it.
Yes, you'll wanna beat me up for that. Yamcha tonite, 10. Pick you up at home.
Girl u just made my day. A post about undies with pix....
*thinks briefly [no pun intended]*
Damn I sound like a pervert!
That's an interesting story, to say the least. I'm looking foward to your next post :p
bloody frostheart, the moment you see an undie post, there you are .. oogling all over it ..
well, if everybody who posted the comments here gave her one undies each for her birthday, i think it will be enough.
@Camilus:
I remember UndeadBastard and CapBST. I don't remember Camilus. I must be getting senile in my old age. :)
Thanks for reading and leaving a comment, will link you back in a sec.
@Johann:
I don't think he's new, I don't remember newbie names. *grins* But hey, if you're gonna hunt newbies, there're plenty of stupid little shits running amok in CC. Just pick one and aim. *grins*
@Taste:
I found your blog. :) Can I link you back or would that be an invasion of your privacy?
Those undies were clean. He'd smell nothing but, uh, whatever soap powder it is I use to clean my undierwear with. Thank god he didn;t manage to steal the pair I was wearing or I'd be commando. ;)
@Belacan:
20 bucks lor, give or take a few. :( My pay tomorrow will be just enough for me to restock.
Thanks for the offer, but i don't want to deal with the wrath of Mrs Belacan. :D
@Kancil Killer:
Whoa...thanks for reading. And commenting. *in shock* :)
@Fish fish:
That's why I go and look at pics of undies ler, I dun wanna think of what he's doing with mine. :((((
@Frosty:
I knew an undies post would smoke you out! Getting predictable liao, should change your routine a bit to maintain the Cool Frostheart Image. :D
I'd take you up on your offer but I scared your hordes of gfs would dismember me alive ler.
@IBlogMe:
I figured since people swear at me so much, I might as well return the favour and swear back. *grins*
You have to really rummage around the Jusco bins to find the tangas, but they're there. 3 for 10 bucks too, I see we have the same tastes. ;)
@Silence:
Or...or you could make it better and go for *dramatic pause* HIPSTER TANGAS!!
Ok, enough with the stupid. I can go underwear shopping with you if you want when you're around. Technically I'll be your senior, so you have to obey my every whim and fancy anyway. :)
@A.
Don't la sai meng. You know I don't have WoW, some more want to rub it in like this...
But it looks like your having fun, and I'm glad. :)
*guilt guilt guilt* *grins grins grins*
@Frosty:
*cries*
See above comment for response. :)
@Hohoho:
Up yours, darling. *smiles sweetly*
@Bawang:
I think you'll like my new post even more then. *grins* hey, no worries, we're all adults, it's normal to have a healthy interest in scantily-clad women.
Ok, so maybe more normal for you than me, but hey, who cares? :D
@Tan Yee Wei:
Interesting, expensive, and very mafan. :) But at least it's entertaining, heheh.
@lance:
Hahaha, you also can predict? Wor Frost, really getting too routine liao. :D
I'll be waiting for undies from you. Remember I don't like red. :)
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Oooh... I love those tangas... They're just great... I love them!
And sorry to hear you're a panty thief victim... Sigh... You're always getting hit by perverts, huh? But... Think of it, at least it's a pretty competent pervert... :p
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