November 25, 2004

Bartenders in my mailbox

Unlike most of the blind links I've put here before, this one's actually not dirty. Or rather, it's kinda dirty, but it's not exactly porn material. Just in case, the standard disclaimer, which you can read here, applies. Just replace the words 'movie clip' with website and you're fine.

Linkity link link link

This is the closest you'll ever come to having a woman actually at your beck and call, to pour you beer when you order her to and to dance for you as and when you wish.

My tries: dance, pillow fight, banana, fight, shower, strip.

5 comments:

narrowband said...

Add one more: "love"

lol

S£ΔNNΔ said...

Add "serve", "sleep" and "jump".

seth.frostheart said...

is there an option to shot the bouncer. He stands in front of her when she strips!! How rude!!!~ :P

Saffron said...

@Narrowband:
love gets the same effect as orgasm, which was incidentally the first word I tried, heheh.

@Elaine:
I see you're the type who tries to get creative. Nice try, heheh. Thanks for dropping by.

@Seanna:
How much time did you spend playing with her?

@Frosty:
Yeah, I tried for about 15 minutes to get her to either fight the bouncer or screw him, but it didn't happen. Btw, 'flash' shows a very interesting tattoo. :)

This'll be great to teach kids how to use verbs, heheh.

nuble said...

you guys seen this?

http://www.subservientchicken.com/