May 24, 2005

A day in the life...

One fine sunny day...

The Saffron was on her way to the kitchen to look at the ice-cream when she passed by the Oaf standing behind the sofa, watching TV. Now, normal people will wonder, 'Why is she going to the kitchen to look at ice-cream?' Other normal people will be thinking, 'Why is he standing behind the sofa watching TV instead of parking his ass on it?'

As with everything else, there is a reason behind all this. The Saffron and the Oaf share the same blood. It is therefore in their genes. Which means it's none of their faults. *grins*

On the way back from her trip to the freezer, the Saffron passed by the Oaf, still standing behind the sofa, and her strides slowed. Standing right behind him, she starting making heavy breathing sounds.

The Saffron, "Hhhhhhorhhhhhh, hhhhhhorhhhh."

Without missing a beat, the Oaf also went, "Hhhhhhhorhhhh, hhhoorrrrrrhh."

After that idiotic exchange no one else on earth probably understood, the Saffron and the Oaf commenced laughing their heads off. When both of them have managed to unstitch their sides, they looked at each other for a while.

The Saffron then snickered and said, "Darth Babi," in her hoarse, raspy, but still squeaky voice, and happily skipped back to her room. The Oaf, perhaps mindful that his sister has been sick for the past week or so, decided that he could afford to be magnanimous and therefore did not slap her silly.

He went back to staring at the TV behind the sofa.

4 comments:

Lancelot95 said...

That was cute haha .. but i still dont understand why he is standing beind the sofa watching tv ...

From what i can gather, every new way of watching TV is a new experience and fun too... so said calvin who watches re-runs upside down.

Foot Futt said...

In my house we never sit on the sofa either. We sit on the floor in front of the sofa. Or we sleep on the sofa. But seldom sit.

kennysia said...

That was mildly amusing. Stupid things we do as kids. Heh.

iblogme said...

Haha. Had been in such situations, and still find myself in such situations now and then. Anyway, such good camaraderie! :)