if I could be a monkey's uncle...
I'd have a legitimate excuse to fling soft clumps of 2-day-old shit at people I don't like (especially politicians), and then complete it with the whole point-and-laugh routine while they, red-faced, furiously (and futilely) try to wipe the shit off their specs, hair, expensive clothes and other misc bodyparts.
If I could be the Pope...
I will decree that those who attempt to convert other people, even when they are told repeatedly by the subject of conversion that he/she is not interested, will lose an arm. Do it again and you lose the other arm. Do it the third time and you're headed straight to the hottest pits of hell, son.
If you believe in god, you will believe in god. Everything will run its course.
If I could be an game designer...
Male characters will only be dressed in a butt-revealing thong and their bodies will be liberally slathered with oil. It does not matter whether they are questing in a volcano or in the artics, no change of clothing is permitted. They will all be manly and rugged, and they will all be big dumb warriors with shiny, shiny swords. The women will be dressed normally with no cleavage-enhancing porn costumes and they will not all be healers and archers.
Of course, the company I work for will go under, but then again like I'm actually gonna learn enough programming to make a game. I can't even make my own site layout. :p
If I could be the President of the U.S...
I would go to charm school and public speaking classes.
If I could be a Miss Universe...
I will be naive and idealistic, and think that my answer for the Q&A session actually matters more than the size of my boobs, the length of my legs and the perfectness of my features.
World peace, yo'.
In turn , I will now inflict this chain mail meme on:
Pebbles.
Narrowband.
Arion.
4 comments:
Hahaha. I knew I did it right by tagging you.
Notti!!!
Heheheh, kena jugak ;)
On the videogames: Already done hun, and successfully. Metroid... Samus wears an outfit made completely of metal which doesn't really expose anything... she goes around kicking people's butts, and so on and so forth. Though I agree on the point, just sayin. =)
And people have the option noadays of making good looking girls in most RPGs, or really ugly ones, as with men. Just... most gamers don't, cause they're men with libido issues. I rarely see any brutish female orcs or such running around, but then, I'm not into WoW, so I couldn't say from that experience. Maybe people do things differently in Azeroth, but if the crowd at BF is any indicator, I highly doubt it.
W. Cool post. Almost tempted to steal it, but first, I'm going to scrub down my tub and soak for a good hour, haven't treated myself to a bath in years... bloody college showers.
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